February 2012
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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I just want to live in a country where people think 20 degrees is hot.
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I want to go to sleep but I just painted my toenails
mischiefalways:
XD is not a face
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Anonymous asked: What genre is Jamie T in your opinion?
Anonymous asked: What did you get from NARS?
Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
My Nars shit came and my shoes came yesterday yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
duh nah nah nah nahhhh con tact high
Bluejuice’s cover of Video Games is so so so good.
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Fuck yeah adjectives
consistently writing in present tense is so annoying wahhh
r4dicalface asked: HI! I think you're perfect (always) and was wondering if you would give me some good songs? jfked,e ^_^ <3 x